Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

Where the fuck did you fuck the money, sweetheart? You're gonna work your dick off, go ahead

I asked if I could creampie, and she said yes! Was that allowed?

Turned a friend into sex to take a walk with cum on his face

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

No, honey, dressed like a whore, get a dick, work can wait

My friend's mom is ready for me - this time I'm going to give her a creampie

The 69 position was invented for lesbians to come at the same time

Hey, why are you jerking off alone? Don't you want to fuck your sister?

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

Said I had a fucking great dick, and I came so hard I was cramping

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

You're good with your mouth! Paying me like that makes me stoned

First I put my finger in my ass, then I put my dick in my ass. Wow, now I love anal!

Chief, fuck me, I'll even swallow the sperm 💦 I really want a raise

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

Brunette improvises with a surprise new year's morning — it worked

If you like a dick in your ass, you also like to spread your asshole for sperm

She's got great tits! It's a pleasure to orgasm like that

I don't know who it is, she's so hot 🔥 Ready to give her my virginity

Yeah, cards aren't my thing 😡 Every game ends with me sucking dicks